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Feb 20, 2018 in everybody is awful, florentine attacks awful people and awful situations with the same biting satire and cringeworthy humor that made him famous on television shows like crank yankers, meet the creeps, and that metal show. August 16, 2017 wiseass comedian jim florentine breaks down his comic code the new jersey native, who says he avoids trump jokes, brings his act to philly thursday through saturday. Terrorizing telemarketers 4 2006 cringe n purge 2011 terrorizing telemarketers 3 2002 terrorizing telemarketers 2 2001 anger is a gift. He could not believe how bad his early jokes were and decided to share them with his fans and went into a recording studio and read his awful jokes directly out of his notebook. We are never meeting in real life essays by samantha.
Jim florentine awful jokes from my first comedy notebook cd. Jim has recorded six standup comedy albums and shot four fulllength specials. If you follow any of the above links, respect the rules of reddit and dont vote. Everybody is awful except you is florentines new book, and a collection of.
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